Why MicroSoft Wants Yahoo


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Behind Microsoft Bid On Yahoo
by retsu782000
Ten days later, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was reading the CIO Magazine, and read about this interesting thing called PHP, that according to the author you could use to write “WHAT?!”. “WHAT?!”, obviously a highly advanced and evolved version of “Hello World”, caught his attention. So he called Bill Gates.

Steve: “Hey, you heard about this PHP thing?”
Bill: “Pee Age Pee? You’re not that old yet, are you?”
Steve: “What? No, wait, it’s a programming language, apparently better than ASP.NET.”
Bill: “Who cares if it’s better. I mean; we made the worst operating systems ever and still rule. (Checked out Leopard yet? It is SO cool.)”
Steve: “I don’t know Bill… remember that internet thing that we didn’t know about years ago? Kind of nearly missed the boat there.”
Bill: “Right. Didn’t we solve that in the same way? Worst browser, highest market share, that sort of thing?”
Steve: “Yes we did, but then we also didn’t know about this ‘mp3’ thing until it was too late.”
Bill: “We did manage to make Zune the worst player, but somehow we’re not market leader. Guess we got sloppy?”
Steve: “Maybe it’s just different times. Maybe we should have a different strategy.”
Bill: “Ok, so let’s just buy PHP then.”
Steve: “It’s not a company. But Encarta says it’s written by a Rasmus Lerdorf.”
Bill: “So let’s hire him.”
Steve: “Tried that. Didn’t want to join. Can’t blame him, works at Yahoo.”
Bill: “Then I guess we’ll have to buy Yahoo.”

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